More bruises

 OK So now here is the thing I just do not get, why do I keep falling UP the stairs. And it is not as simple as I just trip and stumble, it is always when I have an arm full. A few weeks ago I had popped som home made popcorn (not microwave but in an actual pan) I was heading upstairs to relax in bed and watch my favorite show (Criminal Minds) and just as I hit the top step whamo I went down the bowl went up and the popcorn went everywhere. This week I was walking up the steps of my back porch and fell on the top step again, this time scrapped my arm (bruise) and noticed bruise on my ankle as well. And it is not just steps that seem to attack out of no where, but all normal activities seem to have it out for me. I was so excited some new cookware I ordered from QVC arrived and I opened the box and attempted to pull the cookware out, now keep in mind QVC must think this was the most precious cookware ever since it was wrapped, tapped, stuffed in styrofoam, and tapped again. Needless to say it just did not want to come out of the box. I was being so careful since I did not want to break my brand new bakeware, but as I struggled with the box harder to get into than Fort Knox I ended up dropping it and to keep it from hitting the floor I stuck my leg out to trap it between the cabinet and my leg (another bruise), good news cookware is not out of the mutilated box and on my counter and in one piece. And just to kep things interesting I have another bruise on my leg and I have no idea where it came from, I think it is just a stray and bruises are not going to just start popping up all over on their own now. So anyone with some advice to keep from falling up the stairs and getting bruises please let me know.